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Weekly Tweets for 2010-07-11

  • Watching "Army of Darkness." Klaato Verada Nikto, indeed… #
  • Very discouraged right now… #
  • Things are looking up, just a little. My horror-scope sez changes are a-comin' around, and soon. Either a light or a train… #
  • RT @Gorillamonk wait, why ARE we calling it an oil spill? it's coming out of the ground! | its a oil ejaculation! ;) #
  • The lightning bugs are out, so are the prehistoric pteradactyl skeeters! Where's my hammer? #
  • "I was madder than a one legged waitress at the IHOP…" #
  • Acquisition of Flying J by Pilot Truckstops complete. If a J and a Pilot are too close, one magically turns into a Loves, apparently. #
  • RT @OpieRadio: I have broken out my secret weapon for my unfollow @aplusk campaign! Meet @kelleyiskelley click http://tinyurl.com/34kvxgz #
  • I'm in the truckstop right next to the "largest truckstop in the world!" Brush with fame, or just plain lame? #YouMakeTheCall #
  • Dummies at the truckstop, taking the dog out to pee in the pouring rain. Can you see the lightning out there you morons?!? #
  • Down for the weekend in Oh-my-fricking-gawd-hi-oh. Joy… #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-07-04

  • I'm awake and rolling this morning. Wishing I was still in bed. There is just something… wrong… about mornings. C'mon caffeine! #
  • In my job as a trucker, I just made four little kids whole day because of my cargo… On to Canada! #
  • Back in the USSA, you don't how lucky you are, yay! Back in the US… Back in the US… Back in the USSA! Oh, those Detroit girls really… #
  • At the Pilot in Cloud, MN and its a beautiful day. But having freight to run would be even better. I don't want to spend the weekend here… #
  • 2:22 #
  • Chicago approves tough new handgun restrictions | Recent Supreme Court decision be damned. http://bit.ly/b2UO8b #
  • Still hanging out, stuck here til Tuesday. Only so much scratching of "peculiars" before one gets sore. Unrelated: I'm bored shytless… #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-27

  • NEWS: Phone call about taxes a life-saver for Ky. man http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_15973/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=56B0o5i5 #
  • RT @Gorillamonk I want a vuvuzela! someone make that happen. | There's an app for that… ;) #
  • RT @weselec: I forgot to put my kids under my pillow and now they're still here and Father's Day is RUINED. #
  • RT @iowahawkblog: Happy Fathers Day… to ME. All who have issued from my loins are hereby commanded to do my bidding! #
  • RT @ShitMyDarthSays: "Its Father's Day, so for once can we not talk about the time I told you I was your father and then cut off your arm?" #
  • Folks weren't here waiting for my freight. Guess I'm parked till morning… #
  • RT @FartSandwich Managed to superglue both index fingers to my thumbs. There's a joke in here somewhere, but was too busy giving the OK sign #
  • iN Charlotte, will soon pickup an O/D toward the house. Cool beans… #
  • Bored, listening to #Worldcup futbol… #usable #alg #
  • Yeah, I'm home!!! #
  • PIZZA'S COMING! WOO HOO!!! #
  • "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." – Soh-crates #
  • "The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead" – Al Einstien #
  • WHERE'S MY PIZZA?!1?!eleven!?>? #
  • "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." – Play Doh #
  • Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9FxEUA #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-20

  • Indiana load diverted to Pennsyl-tucky. 500 more miles to go… #
  • Doing the "wait 4 freight dance" again. Actually, less like dance and more like "me laying around bored scratching my peculiars." #
  • When I let my hair grow out, it looks like a combed with a swirlee every morning. The parts that ain't bald pate. that is… #
  • Down at a NY state service area. At one point I was surrounded by hipsters. Poofed hair and capri pants (on dudes!). I feel old. #
  • Listened to Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything." Learned the earth is even better at extinguishing life than supporting it. #
  • Re: The hipsters. My nose is dead, years of smoking. Are they supposed to smell like that? Can't identify, it was just wrong… #
  • "Tommy can you hear meme? Can't you hear meme hear you…" #
  • Dammit, no music notes on my cell phone keyboard. I got £, ¤, © and ¥, but no music notes… (sigh) Stupid phone… #
  • Top music artists on my fauxPod: Clutch, Screaming Trees, Queens Of The Stone Age, Offspring, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden. What's your's? #
  • RT @ihuntmidgets Fuck Basketball. This message will self destruct in thirty seconds. | What I would give for a satellite outage… #
  • So… Which city is going to burn tonight? LA or Boston? Nuke 'em both from orbit, only way to be sure. #nba #
  • Smelled sulfur and brimstone last night, thought the devil was after me but it was just 4 dying batteries on my truck… dammit. #
  • Somebody gave me the wrong freight. Joy… Rapture even… I'd be pissed if this wasn't "same stink, different smell" all over again. #
  • Three cases of bad luck today, a new personal record! Whose cosmic cheerios did I piss in to deserve this suck-ass karma? #
  • RT @RightGirl I love how LA is canceling 4th of July fireworks, for fear of sparks igniting the oil. It amuses me. | Ignorance is funny. #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-13

  • Time warping thru today, naps keep sneaking up on me. Trying to keep an ear out for banjo music. Pennsyl-tucky is crawling with them. #
  • One of them NASCAR trucks (#88) pulled into the truckstop. A half dozen truckers ran out of their rigs to snap pictures. Race in Pocono? #
  • A line of #NASCAR car haulers, driving by on I80. The rednecks are restless. No banjos heard yet. Only a matter on time, tho… #
  • Waiting for permits to get straightened out so I could run again. I need to get out of Pennsyl-tucky soon. #
  • Good morning all! Its a lovely day in Newark! And the sooner I get my freight on, the sooner I can get the flock outta here… #
  • Spent most of yesterday in Newark, waiting for people to pay their bills so I could run their freight. Should be in IL by now, not Ohio… #
  • Just wasted 2/3 of a can of roast beef hash. Love the stuff, but right now my stomach ain't diggin' it… #
  • Hanging out in the lovely town of Peculiar, MO. I'll be on my guard all week, no telling whats gonna happen in the peculiar place… #
  • RT @SauronsBlog: NEW SAURON'S BLOG: It's a Fixer-Upper, But I Think I'll Take It. http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=473 #lotr #lordoftherings #
  • I'm so bored I'm considering an America Pie DVD triple feature… oof… #
  • Still here… Never followed thru on my triple feature America Pie threat. But its still here… waiting… (gulp) #
  • The torrential rains have passed, the heat and humidity are climbing back up. Whaddya think? Sweat my BBs off, of run the AC? #
  • Monday AM pickup turned into a Sunday PM appointment. Good deal. Now to bed… And before I forget #Worldcup #Blows #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-06

  • After my triumphant return to the fabulous HomeTown, I'm waiting for freight. Must get back out there and get some paying miles. Joy… #
  • 11:12 #
  • Picking up in Paducah tomorrow AM. I know I need to be back on the road to make money, but I miss home already. #
  • Troubleshot the strobes on my trailer. Last doofus who replaced my taillights must have fragged the switch. Resorting to twisting wires. #
  • Picked up "something" near KY Lake and running it to Joisey. Don't know exactly what it is other than just less than 12' wide. Mystery… #
  • I think it has something to do with trees… Hmmm…. #
  • Some Chicken Fajita soup with extra rice and its off to bed… Later! #
  • Is Betty White the last Golden Girl standing? Well, we know she can take a tackle… #
  • I'm just hanging out… BETTER TUCK IT BACK IN! Comedy, comin' atcha! I'll be here all weekend! Seriously, I'm stuck here till Monday… #
  • Telling "war stories" in the parking lot of the Pilot here in PA. I don't know their names, they don't know mine. Just jaw-jacking. #
  • I'm the Mayor of this shithole truckstop you Foursquare maggots! And I say its "Take A Nap At Work Day!" Gawd, I am bored to tears… #
  • . @TerenceSmelser not on 4sq, not even sure what it is… I just woke up covered in sweat and twittered. Ain't the Intarwebtubes grand? in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • Love it when tweeps stack twibbons, flags, etc on their avatar. I got a 1/4" square on my twitter client to see all your "flair." So TGIF… #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-05-30

  • Professor and Maryann are running the whole thing from a secret bunker. The ghost of Gilligan is the smoke monster, #lostspoilers #
  • The Skipper is the Man in Black, back from the dead and a unsuccessful European tour as a Johnny Cash impersonator. #LostSpoilers #
  • Bernard and Rose? Thurston and Lovey via the Witness Protection Program, LOST it all to Enron. #LostSpoilers #
  • Ginger is Jack's real mother. And @DarthVader was his father! #LostSpoilers #
  • Last one… Sawyer knocks the heels of his spangled ruby pumps together, wakes up and gives us all a civics lesson. #LostSpoilers #
  • Did I miss something? Was Magnum PI on? DAMMIT! It was the one where a Zero rolls over and pins him for a week wasn't it! DOUBLE DAMMIT!! #
  • Started off day by being chased out of parking lot I was unloading in. People I was delivering to DIDN'T clear it with property owners. #
  • Eating Little Debbie Nutty Bars and drinking root beer in Rogers, MN. Got a load to pickup in the am. Yey! #
  • RT @joerogan Just in time for summer: sunscreens may accelerate cancer! http://bit.ly/ao3pqs What's next, sleeping causes insomnia? #
  • Another legal load magically turns over-dimensional. I'm in South St. Paul waiting for permits. Joy… #
  • RT @drivergeoff Eeeeeeeekkkk! I grabbed a nut up..instead of a loca mocha… sumbich => Them nut ups are nasty, aren't they? #
  • RT @moegreeb Once broke 3 ribs doing the Safety Dance. It was as painful as the swarm of fire ants while dancing to Pour Some Sugar On Me. #
  • Where am I? http://tinyurl.com/27g6z4j #
  • Free incoming faxes and any flavor of Arizona tea in 23 oz cans. Kinda liking this #truckstop #
  • Thought I heard an onion singing BeeGees in the fridge, but it was just a chive talking… (via @5teven) #
  • #WalMart is selling 16 gb #iPhone 3gs's for half price just in front of the 4g release? Might be time to get one… #
  • And oh, I forgot… FUCK #IDOL You kareoke singing shitbags… Get a haircut, get a job! AND GET OUTTA MY YARD, MEDDLING KIDS!! (grump) #
  • Welcome to Shitzburgh, OH, home of the world's crappiest WiFi service. Population: One ungruntled trucker… #
  • Update on half price #iPhone 3gs at WalMart. Stores will have 10 each. Sale starts at midnight. Guess who's probably NOT getting one… #
  • Last time I remember being gruntled… 3rd grade and Miss Philips, bust math teacher who made me feel all "funny" inside. True story! #
  • RT @dontsaveher i wanna watch a goofy type movie. something to make me laugh like shit. => Tropical Thunder, good laughs there. #
  • RT @MyBottlesUp can someone give me another phrase for "addicted to" please? | Jonesing for? #
  • Where the hell did I put my glasses?! http://twitpic.com/1rl6v7 (I really did just do that… sigh) #
  • Listening to truck drivers bitching about parking, fueling and each other while I wait for freight home… Not so much fun, akchuly… #
  • #Farted in my truck 2 hours ago, still smelling it. "Dang, that's some hangtime! Woo Hoo!" But, no. I have parked over a sewer manhole. #
  • On one hand, glad its not me smelling like that. One the other, that fart would have been a serious contender in competition! #
  • Eating breakfast at the iHop. The "i" make seem Apple runs it. #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-05-23

  • Are there roadrunners in WI? I think I just ran one over accidentally. I feel like Wile E. Coyote… MEEP, MEEP mother-effer! #
  • RT @hoosiergirl: Never trust a mechanic with one clean finger. #
  • Camera Bag Twitter Contest from Lowepro and iShotYourBand.com http://bit.ly/9qbuph #ishotyourband #LOWEPRO #
  • Velveeta Shells and Cheese is the FOOD O' TH' GAWDS, and I'll go all FATWA on anyone who disagrees. I sure could use some now… (sigh) #
  • A fellow driver just transferred a free shower card to me here at the Loves in IN. I'm in sore need of one… maybe it shows… ;) #
  • What do you call people who are fascinated by different kinds of flashlights? Am I a "flashophiliac?" I have 5 in my truck, looking at # 6. #
  • RT @abrevi8: Feed a cold, starve a Bieber. #
  • Nice view you got there! Where? RT @drivergeoff: http://twitpic.com/1p9kye #
  • RT @benmarvin: I just posted "How do I find answers using Google.com?" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero. #
  • RT @deadvoter: We had a Justin Bieber in our day, his name was Leif Garrett #
  • RT @emzanotti: Justin Bieber is Canada's way of invading the US. There should be a UN resolution against this. #
  • RT @ruthakers: I just looked directly into Justin Biebers eyes. WHAT DOES TEEN HEARTHROBS WHO LOOK LIKE WOMEN PROTOCOL SAY TO DO NOW? #
  • Getting a PM done at the TurdAmerica, London, OH. What a craphole this place is… #
  • RT @RightGirl: Global Warming has finally come to Canada. In other words, Summer. => I knew it was all Canada's fault… ;) #
  • What the hell is so great about "flying fucks" that no one will give them away? Where do you get them in the first place? #
  • The Harry Potter Broom: Few years ago, I saw the Amazon reviews for the thing. All the tween girls (and a few boys) were really digging it. #
  • Check out http://www.peterrivard.com/Pages/potter.html for the cached Harry Potter Amazon reviews… #
  • RT @TedInJest: If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled? #
  • Cranked up the new version of #TouchTwit on my HTC Pure. Old version was OK, had misc errors. Still best Twitter Client for WinMobile #
  • I'm following these 343 people, but they're not following me back. http://friendorfollow.com/greeblie/following/ — bummer #
  • And with a brutal pruning of my Twitter non-followbackers, I'm spent. Must drive a little bit tomorrow. Goodnight, twitches… #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-05-16

  • Back on the road, spending the night in Oh-Hi-Oh-my-farging-lawd-why-hast-thou-forsaken-me… For Sale: One Ohio, slightly soiled. Cheap. #
  • What could be more fun than loading a flatbed truck in a driving thunderstorm? Root canals, IRS audits, shytting your pants in public? #
  • Win a new Canon 1DMKIV or $5000 of photo printing/product from @WHCCPro & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/dlsAhA #
  • Win a MAC Group Photo Essentials Package worth $2285 from @MACgroup & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://tinyurl.com/2bpce97 #
  • At a Huddle House in FL, fixing to eat a nice breakfast before I go to bed. Ah, the life of a trucker… #
  • .@TerenceSmelser Will be running round Atlanta on the way to points nort, as in Wisscansin… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • "Don't you know the crime rates going up, up , Up, Up, UP! To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough! #
  • Bored, waiting for the sunrise. Think I'll watch Alien, then Aliens… again. DVD on the laptop saves the day… or night. #

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