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Weekly Tweets for 2009-08-09

  • RT @Skezzie: "@greeblie Stopped at Wendy's for a large chili only and they were out of chili! WTF! Chinese must be involved." in reply to Skezzie #
  • RT @Skezzie: "@greeblie News says that iPhones can be hacked. Next Tweet from me could have slanty-eye guy on the transmitting end." in reply to Skezzie #
  • Waiting for new permits, I screwed up… Don't forget boys and girls, measure twice, cut once. 9' is not 10' when hauling a dozer to KS. #
  • .@KerryES You wink, but I sure as heck DID! Shoveled off a couple dozen lbs of red Texas dirt off this dozer, just in case. in reply to KerryES #
  • I'm in… OOOOOH-KLAHOMA, WHERES the wind comes sweeping down the plains… #
  • Taking my ease in lovely semi-rural Kansas, awaiting freight to take me toward home. I'm frazzled and need to squeeze my old lady. sigh… #
  • RT @FartSandwich: "Sophocles. Socrates. Heracles. TESTICLES." lol in reply to FartSandwich #
  • I clean my ears with Q-Tips, and I'll do it again! #eargasm #iamthemob #fribbledeedoo #
  • RT @ihuntmidgets: "with less users online right now, should be easier for me to get #fistyourmomthursday as a trending topic going" in reply to ihuntmidgets #
  • I flick my cigarette ashes out the window while driving… you can't stop me. #iamthemob #
  • I don't use tissue to blow my nose, not trying to save paper. Snot Rockets are too much fun. SNOT ROCKETS FTW! #iamthemob #
  • Support #iamthemob, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/iamthemob #
  • I like guns, boobs, and scratching my ass in public. And I vote… #iamthemob #
  • Support #iamthemob, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/iamthemob #
  • I'm a home, a place I've not seen in about a month. Sitting in my underwear and twittering. Aren't you all lucky… ;) #

Weekly Tweets for 2009-08-02

  • @Lileks Should there be 2 apostrophies in "nor'easter?" #contractionpolice in reply to Lileks #
  • RT @ImWendy: "<——– Needs a fucking job. Preferably one *not* around children." Drive a big rig? ;) in reply to ImWendy #
  • @gypsyhooker Am I far enough away to ask, "Didja get home yet?" without being pump slapped? in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • @ImWendy Too bad… my office has a nice picture window and everything except indoor plumbing… that part, not so good… in reply to ImWendy #
  • I broke my trailer, now its fixed. Still in Oregon, tho… ah boohoo #
  • Beautiful day for a drive: http://twitpic.com/buw7p #
  • @CrazyCatLadie Thanks, its very pretty here in Oregon. in reply to CrazyCatLadie #
  • Waved at a trucker who stopped and let me out of the Pilot. He didn't wave back. No problem, it was only my $1 wave, I didn't know him… #
  • If I'd have known him, I would have given him my $5 wave. Its friendly without being too ostentatious. I reserve the balls-out $20 wave… #
  • My $20 wave? Ever saw the end credits to The Beverly Hillbillies? Its like Granny's where I use one hand to hold the other up. #
  • RT @OpieRadio: "Michael Emerson in studio…my goal is to be the last person in America not to see Lost! Back off! I'm winning this one!!" in reply to OpieRadio #
  • Since I am a meme-slave (ie: all the cool kids are doing it), I hereby present my Mad Men Twitter Avatar. Do it yourself: http://is.gd/1TCQd #

Weekly Tweets for 2009-07-26

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Weekly Tweets for 2009-07-19

  • My last remaining grandparent, Dad's mom, passed away in her sleep last night. I think I'm done for the day. #
  • Driving across Utah, heading for northern CA. hauling O/D load thru the emptiness. #
  • Just passed a sign in Utah: No services I-70 next 100 miles. I believe it! http://twitpic.com/an0i6 #
  • @TerenceSmelser Moving on to new company or new occupation? Either way, good luck to you… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @bluetabbies Then I guess you are safe! Have a cat? Going to try it out? I AM! BEWARE CHESTER KITTY! I"M COMING FOR YOU!!!! in reply to bluetabbies #
  • Just woke up here at The Hook in Winnemucca, NV. No restaurant here, just a dumbass casino. Maybe if I eat a quarter, I'll shit nickels… #
  • @crackbarbie Interesting… just how many hands do you got? in reply to crackbarbie #
  • @gypsyhooker Model T? They do breakfast stuff there? Which direction? in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • Temptation, thy name is @slackadjusterr! B 2 distracted 2 eat @ whorehouse. Can't walk thru a casino with out dropping a quarter in a slot. in reply to slackadjusterr #
  • @gypsyhooker Thanks, darlin'! I'll check it out after I clean up… in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • RT @TerenceSmelser: "breakfast just cost me $10… no where near enough pig on that plate…" Remind me never to go there. Hmm, #bacon in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser You're right! Then I"d need all new clothes, etc. and I'd never make to breakfast! Just a dried up husk on the asphalt… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • Got the curtains open to discover a new cemetery has just "popped up" across the street. When did this happen? http://twitpic.com/as0ht #
  • .@gypsyhooker When I croak, I want to be taken out to the desert, laid out on 1000 lbs of TNT and exploded. Smithereens for me!! in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • What is it about Nevada that has my sinuses in a twist? Loose pubes on the breeze and the stench of penny slots? Not the machine type… #
  • @gypsyhooker In that case, I'll have someone douse me in honey first so I can take as many "ass munch" flies with me… #flyjihad in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • View not spectacular today: Trucks, trucks, sprinklers, cemetery and more trucks… #
  • RT @gypsyhooker: "I wonder if I can find Wonder Woman panties in my size. LOL" TWITPIC if you find the bustierre too! RRRAWHHEEERR! in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • RT @gypsyhooker: Dinner has arrived. http://twitpic.com/atjxe <- WTF is that?! Looks like fried frogs and boiled slugs… #
  • New avatar for you folks… enjoy… #
  • I just finished off a pint of Blue Bunny Homemade Turtle Sundae and was disappointed… no real turtles. Ahh for the days of "Crunchy Frog." #
  • @gypsyhooker Nope, only made it as far as "Don's" restaurant. "Model T's" looked a little forlorn. I guess it looks better at night… in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • . @TerenceSmelser @gypsyhooker HEY! I'm the hardest working truck driver you'll ever know! well, except for today, tomorrow, last week… ;) #
  • RT @OpieRadio: It's Bobo at FH! http://post.ly/1Nmp <- is that his date in the background, ignoring him? Has he got wood?! #
  • . @bluetabbies thx! The blue thing is my very own Snuggie. The purple & green thing is a stuffed frog I hijacked from my grandkid years ago. #
  • RT @SKYTANK: SKYTANK USES NUCLEAR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS AS BEER COASTERS. ATTENTION! BOOZE ON THE FLIGHT DECK. <- Aye aye! #
  • RT @bluetabbies: Tried cat yodeling trick on kid. instead of yodeling, I got concerned looks and a string of gibberish. <- YER DOIN IT RONG! #
  • @opieradio Holy shit! Big A' face in clown makeup would scare the shit outta me! No way is Bobo getting lucky… #
  • @bluetabbies Like the vid said, 4 to 6 inch vertical displacement and then "shiver" I guess thats the vibrato kicking in… ;) in reply to bluetabbies #
  • @opieradio Big AAA as a clown…. (insert pitiful photoshop effort here) http://twitpic.com/auem2 scary!!! #
  • Just got done catching up with Jeff V, a guy I used to run around with in high school in Hawaii. Found me on FB, of all things. Good Times! #
  • RT @TerenceSmelser: anyone playing evony? <- what's that? #
  • @NitsaStillAlive Follow folks, converse, maybe link to some of your great photos. It'll be fine! All the cool kids are doing it! ;) in reply to NitsaStillAlive #
  • @TerenceSmelser Loading it up to take a look. Wifi is mighty slow round these parts tho in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser Added… reminds me of that Age of empires game in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser My internet connection sucks balls… I built a cottage, built a farm and now I can't see the server… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • been playing evony for past 4 hours. now I need to run over to Sparks, NV to get closer to CA border. Hopefully CA permits soon. we'll see #

Weekly Tweets for 2009-07-12

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Weekly Tweets for 2009-07-05

  • RT @TerenceSmelser: "@Greeblie http://is.gd/1hCTG&quot; Gail Storm? Never heard of her, doesn't count… ;) Besides, shouldn't it be "untimely?" #
  • RT @bortflancrest: "Nice choice! I predict the imminent death of Mark Linn-Baker." Very good, but Bronson Pinchot? I can dream, can't I? #
  • RT @debrah6: "Fred Travelena died ths morning http://bitly.com/QFFkK&quot; Do we have 2day's winner or is it 2 early 2 tell? #celebdeathwatch #
  • RT @michaelianblack: Fred Travalena is dead. Two D-Listers down, one to go. I've encased myself in a stainless steel cocoon for safety. #
  • What happens when 13 yr old gives up the iPod for one day and carries a Walkman – http://is.gd/1idMY You remember Walkmans, right? #
  • RT @Skezzie: @greeblie 4 the 'Dead Pool' (Clint Eastwood flick) I pick Elizabeth Taylor. Her Mikie is gone. She will soon B Gone w/ the Wind #
  • RT @Skezzie: http://twitpic.com/8scwd – Cyborg dog? You be the judge. <- Who's that? #
  • .@TerenceSmelser Whaddya think? Was Fred Travelena "famous" enough 2 B todays #celebdeathwatch winner? Still lots of time on the left coast! #
  • Still stuck here in OK since Friday. Nothing to do, no freight… eff me running… Well, at least there's Chicken and Dumplings! #
  • Ship too late to save drowning witch http://scribbr.com/status/Greeblie/8r #
  • TURTLE UP!! http://flic.kr/p/6AXeEQ #
  • My personal legacy of Michael Jackson: All this media slobbering has given me a bad case of earworms. Songs in my head I never liked. Ugh… #
  • RT @BarackBorat: "http://is.gd/1kTJL Hell'n Thomas is crazy prostitute, yes? Oldest reporter ever to make silent pormo moviefilm. Is true!" in reply to BarackBorat #
  • Guy I met today referenced "lazy chicken bone eaters." Harmless old slang or racial slur from old southern honky? Never heard it before… #
  • @diesel_lady Got one in mine, use it for my gauged up fingers, mostly… ;) in reply to diesel_lady #

Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-28

  • My captivity is ended but where am I? FLORIDA?! How the eff did I end up in Florida in a thunderstorm? Damn flies… #
  • Westbound thru FL, doing another O/D load. soon to be in AL, but won’t do the Mobile I-10 tunnel, not on my route, bummer. Stupid fly avatar #
  • Yesterday, I was working in pouring rain and still sweated my testes off (I got better). Is Florida weather weird or what? Ha? HA? #
  • Mobile Bay Bridge: http://twitpic.com/8dsiy #
  • Mobile River Bridge: http://twitpic.com/8dtbp (a different one) #
  • Listening to Camouflage Monkey by the Cows, taking pics http://twitpic.com/8dxy4 #
  • Farrah Fawcet dead at 62. There, I’ve said it. Can I go now? sheesh… #
  • RT @isfullofcrap: “Move over, #Neda. You’re yesterday’s news. Unless you’ve got a soft-porn poster like #Farrah somewhere, it’s been real.” in reply to isfullofcrap #
  • RT @CobraCommander: “Played the Cosby Show theme song during morning executions and it was hysterical!” LOL in reply to CobraCommander #
  • RT @TheOnion: “BREAKING: Last Piece Of Michael Jackson Dies” LOL in reply to TheOnion #
  • RT @PatFrmMoonachie: “”ABC ..it’s easy as Bury Me!..”" LOL, again! in reply to PatFrmMoonachie #
  • RT @eatatmilliways: “Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett in one day? God hates old white women” lol in reply to eatatmilliways #
  • RT @antichrista: “As we mourn, we should remember that biggest problem still lies ahead: sorting the various grades of recyclable plastic.” in reply to antichrista #
  • RT @_KNY_: @ReidAdair She not a douchebag… shes a “Baggette”. I think the term your looking for is “Bleeth!” ;) #
  • .@Skezzie The flies can work on their grammar in the 7th ring of purgatory, where I sent them all! ;) #
  • RT @crackbarbie: “Michael Jackson died from eating a 10 year old wiener?” LOL #
  • with jacko, farrah, and cap-and-trade all shoved up our ass, continuously and repeatedly, 24/7 no radio or twitter for me today. meh… #
  • RT @IMAO_: “For every terrorist we kill, we create 10 more. Then we kill those 10 and eventually they run out.” Don’t forget all the virgins in reply to IMAO_ #
  • @RightGirl Drain static? I’ve never heard of such a thing! What’s that about? in reply to RightGirl #
  • Sup twits! Guess who’s spending the weekend in quaint, picturesque Ardmore, OK? And who’ll be twittering stupidity for the next 60 hours? #
  • Q: Whaddya get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? A: A pr0n soundtrack… (say it loud, brown chicken, brown cow) get it? HAA? #
  • Do you think the Iranians wacked Jacko? It sure took the world’s attention off them eating their own young. Even Fox News. Stupid Greta… #
  • .@TerenceSmelser “WHERES MY GLOVE, WHERE’S MY GLOVE?!” Rosannadannadad was jealous because he couldn’t moonwalk, mullahs frowned upon it. in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • .@ImWendy Bug in the couch? That’s it, time for a new couch! ;) in reply to ImWendy #

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Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-21

  • Still at home, waiting for freight. If I have to be anywhere doing nothing, I night as well be doing nothing at home! #
  • Thinking of getting an new FauxPod. Requirements: Plays Audible audiobooks, 4+ Gb storage, color screen. Evil Empire (Apple) need not apply. #
  • Back on the road. Almost got washed out tying down cargo in a thunderstorm. Kept an eye peeled for flying farmhouses. Real tornado weather. #
  • RT @gypsyhooker: “YTF would anyone drive one of these death traps???? http://twitpic.com/7kz7i&quot; A Smart Car for Stupid People ™. in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • @Skezzie I’ll just have to stick with my fauxPod, my fauxPhone and my fauxMac… ;P At least till the contract is up on my BlackJack2. in reply to Skezzie #
  • The Wife found the obituary for the man I saw have a heart attack in the Walmart parking lot, very sad… #
  • RT @SKYTANK: DECEPTICON TESTICLES IN NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE. IF SKYTANK WANTED 2 GLIMPSE GIANT METAL BALLS, WOULD LOOK 2 YOUR MOTHER’S CHIN in reply to SKYTANK #
  • RT @Heydriver: “Arrgh! Me spots a Fail Whale upon the vast horizon. Feels like a glitch in the force Luke!” Argh! And you’re mixing genres! in reply to Heydriver #
  • RT @JimNorton: “Ft Lauderdale, one show tonight. My balls are stuck to my forehead.” Coach seats 2 small? Fancyman didn’t fly 1st class? ;) in reply to JimNorton #
  • @Korv_N Old, crusty followers say hi, too! ;) in reply to Korv_N #
  • @Korv_N Sorry, never did… I guess I’m stuck in my musical ways. ;) in reply to Korv_N #
  • Watched Gran Torino on DVD last night. excellent flick. Now, what to watch (or rewatch) tonight… Hmm… #
  • .@HeavenLeigh123: “@Greeblie I’m rewatching Season 2 of Drake & Josh…” I’m so out of touch I don’t even know what that is… ;) in reply to HeavenLeigh123 #
  • .@gypsyhooker: “Death Proof?? Loved that movie.” Excellent choice! Maybe I’ll hit that and Planet Terror, make it a double feature! in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • .@Skezzie ugh… Never seen a Segal movie I could get past the 15 minute mark. how he and Chuck Norris have careers, I’ll never know… in reply to Skezzie #
  • Soon picking up an O/D load in IL. But must find a Streakin Beacon, my truck has a severe case of the creeping cruds it picked up in Gary. #
  • .@slackadjusterr Of course it will rain, I just washed my truck! in reply to slackadjusterr #
  • @edouglas528 How bout putting up an avatar? The default one sorta looks like you… ;) in reply to edouglas528 #
  • Loose fly in the cab of my truck, despite all attempts at murder. Sucker’s been here all day. Where’s Obama when I need him? #notmyflykiller #
  • .@TerenceSmelser Thanks for the RT, good buddy! ;) Stupid fly is distracting me from my Tweeting and driv [NO SIGNAL] in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • RT @TerenceSmelser: “@Greeblie ROFL, I’LL BE your “Good Buddy” ANYTIME, darling…” #RWRTF (or aren’t we doing that anymore… ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser Is #rwrtf so last week or what? Back to the road now… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • Rogue fly musta got the idea that it was unwanted. Escaped thru window when I stopped to scale my O/D load. PETA would be proud of me… #
  • GAWD DAMMIT! Rogue fly left but the 2ND SHIFT “FLIES” showed up to take over! Fuck me running… #
  • @KerryES Well, being as I have never in all my born days seen a fire ant, I’ll have to call flies the clear winner here… ;) in reply to KerryES #
  • @PhilMadsen Chicago is not a good place to spend a weekend. Good luck to you driver! in reply to PhilMadsen #
  • @juliarygaard Never trust food from anyone with two first names… ;) in reply to juliarygaard #
  • There’s a hole in the sky: http://twitpic.com/7upam #
  • @juliarygaard Darned if you ain’t right. But really Ruth’s Chris sounds like two different people. Does Ruth own Chris? in reply to juliarygaard #
  • RT @askspikeonline: Why old dogs are the best dogs http://bit.ly/BgBR2 Every word is true, and you may want to grab a tissue. <- true words in reply to askspikeonline #
  • @juliarygaard LOL backatcha! Why didn’t I see that coming, I’ve only been married for 18 years. in reply to juliarygaard #

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Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-14

  • .@Skezzie Asshole birds were not on duty when I went to my truck at 3AM. Not only are they assholes, they are “slackers” too! ;) in reply to Skezzie #
  • Commencing to play in Chicagoland traffic. Fun, fun, fun. #
  • Our Lady of Perpetual Construction, don’t fail me now… #
  • Up an at ‘em at 3am, its time for me to formally and unconditionally surrender to the Axis of Entropy. Don’t forget to tip your socks… #
  • here I am http://pic.gd/8f5be9 #
  • RT @Greeblie: “here I am http://pic.gd/8f5be9” Tweetphoto doesn’t know where I am… probably the phone. in reply to Greeblie #
  • On the Indiana Toll Road, eastbound – http://twitpic.com/6z9wk #
  • Indiana Toll roads IZOOM “mascot” is female superhero in skintight suit, big knockers and bed head. Those always make me think of concrete. #
  • Started in Milwaukee, picked up in Joliet and delivered in Toledo today. Nice full day of work. Maybe another tomorrow? meh… #
  • Just ate one of the Cup-O-Noodles wife discovered in laundry closet and passed on to me. Tasted like chicken and SOAP! Packaging FAIL! #
  • @Skezzie Hi Dad! Twitter Note: Preface your tweets with @Greeblie when they’re directed to me, otherwise I don’t see them for a few days ;) in reply to Skezzie #
  • .@Skezzie Terry just reported 1000s of bird settling for the night in some trees behind the complex. Migration, I guess. Get the birdfeeder! in reply to Skezzie #
  • .@TerenceSmelser You getting back behind the wheel soon? in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser Hope you get setup where you want to be. Good thing about truck driving, you can work for just about anyone, if a jobs there in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser The converse of that means the rest of the world is safer if you’re not “concentrated” in one place too long ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser A damn good thing! Well, Mista T, I gotta crash now. I’m going blind from… soap… poisoning! Won’t they be sorry then ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #

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Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-07

  • Morning twittereses! Lets all cross our fingers that I will have some freight (work) to do today. Otherwise I’ll cry. You don’t want that. #
  • @JimNorton With the tags still on? in reply to JimNorton #
  • Goodbye POSSUM FART! now hauling freight to MO. Its a short run, but it gets me moving. Cuz if I ain’t moving, I’m not earning! #
  • @gypsyhooker Sounds like you have really have pissed off the Gawds… Maybe e? Hell Marys and a sincere act of retribution might help! ;) in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • Down for 10 in the Show Me… Delivering tomorrow, but no freight setup for afters. Color me surprised… #bbrcardholder #
  • Cheesus H. Crust! Can’t those short-bus riders that work at McDs EVER get the cheese in the MIDDLE of the bun! Youth is wasted on the young. #
  • @slackadjusterr Strafford, MO but not at the TurdAmerica. Can’t eat there. they should call their cafe the TurboLax Express! RROLF! in reply to slackadjusterr #
  • RT @slackadjusterr: “AGREE ON TA … want me to send some lot lizards down there ?” Get thee behind me, Slack! No “commercial” for me! ;) in reply to slackadjusterr #
  • Contestant died while filming the bulgaria version of “Survivor.” I guess he just didn’t grasp the concept of the Show! #groan #
  • .@Morticia626 Eminem just followed the script, I think. Why else would he be miked for sound? ;) in reply to Morticia626 #
  • @Morticia626 On wwtdd.com they said the stunt was most likely staged & Paris Hilton was first choice. But the thong WAS NOT in the script ;) in reply to Morticia626 #
  • RT @lisarahmat: “Whenever stupid schoolboys block the walkway, I curse them. Like…Damn you, future McDonald’s crew!” LOL in reply to lisarahmat #
  • @ReidAdair According to wwttd.com, neither the thong or the 69 were in the script. That was all SasHa Cohen! ha ha in reply to ReidAdair #
  • not wwttd.com, I meant wwtdd.com, my bad… #
  • RT @sween: “a workplace haiku: an errant pube rests / leisurely on my spacebar / I pray you are mine” in reply to sween #
  • Scaring Myself! Couldn’t see from right eye, left eye showed same scene no matter what I did. Starting to panic, did I have a stroke? … #
  • No, I was asleep and dreaming with one eye open. Swear to GAWD this is true! Still shaking and calling myself a dumbass! Tricky Brain… #
  • RT #OpiesMoney @Opieradio from Opie and Anthony show dropped dollar bill on the streets of NY http://tinyurl.com/m6lqu3 Find it win $10000! #
  • RT @benmarvin Hey .. guys, I need a job. Something where I can smoke cigarettes and play with my phone all day would be nice” truck driver? in reply to benmarvin #
  • Told wife about earlier “dream-stroke.” She commiserated with my plight, all the while giggling like a schoolgirl. That’s why I love her! #
  • Just finished off Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons, a favorite author of mine. Very weird freaky book about mind vampires. A real page-turner. #
  • RT @sokeri: “This is Hank. http://twitpic.com/6i4f6” So cute! awwww… in reply to sokeri #

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