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Archive for April, 2002

GET A DOMAIN!

Well, I put my face into it, so I oughta try it. If you are on the many who want to get off BlogSpot, Radio, Userland, Opendiary whatever (hereinafter referred to as BLOG****) Here’s a few tips off the top of my head…
First off “GET A DOMAIN!” And while that sounds easy enough, for me [...]

Tanker Dog Rescued!

Well, the silly tanker dog has finally been rescued, it won’t have to go down with the ship after all. Good deal!

Tanker Dog Headed for Trouble

Tanker dog is gonna go down with the ship if the silly thing won’t let it be rescued. If it starts drifting to close to Johnson Atoll, the are gonna pump out the ship and the send the thing to the bottom. C’mon dog, times a wasting…
UPDATE: Dog is still adrift and the original owner [...]

Clean Energy Underground

Dave Tepper turned me onto this: Vancouver Sun: “Scientists have discovered vast quantities of hydrogen gas, widely regarded as the most promising alternative to today’s dwindling stocks of fossil fuels, lying beneath the Earth’s crust.”
You burn hydrogen, you get water, no more carbon monoxide or CO2. NASA say there is a big pocket extending from [...]

Tanker Dog is NOT helping..

Silly tanker dog is playing hard to get and we may yet snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. So sad…

Tanker Dog Still Alive!

Remember that poor dog that was left on the Indonesian tanker after the whole crew abandoned ship? And then they had an unsuccessful $50,000 attempt to rescue the dog later? Well, now it turns out A Coast Guard has found the ship drifting and spotted the dog still alive onboard. They air-dropped their lunches to [...]

Misc Rants #8

Rural America declares war on ’green fascists’: “Their enemy is the raft of bureaucratic initiatives that have stopped them logging the forests that used to provide them with an income, the rules that ban them from riding their snow mobiles in case it disturbs sleeping bears, the regulations that in many districts prevent them digging [...]

Misc Rants #7

Burglars ’may have told police about neglected dog’: “Magistrates were told it took three people almost two hours to clip the dog’s matted fur and, once sheared, he was more than eight kilograms lighter.”
I’d love to slap that fat bitch silly. I hate people who mistreat dogs…

Police arrest Robert Blake in wife’s killing: “Although Blake [...]

It’s Safe To Eat Chips Again!

Steve Milloy tells us it’s safe to eat potato chips again… actually it was never really unsafe. Another Saccharin Scare!
“Assuming for the sake of argument that the lab animal tests are relevant to humans, the lowest dose in lab animals at which a slight increase in cancer incidence was reported is 500 micrograms per kilogram [...]

Freedom from religion

Since when did “freedom of religion” turn into “freedom from religion?” I’m not in any way a religious type. I don’t go to church every Sunday to compare clothes. I don’t slam, condemn or burn other people because GAWD told me to. I don’t identify with any religion, cult, sect, faction or party other [...]

Dog Rescue Fails

Remember the story about the dog left on a burning tanker while the crew got rescued by a luxury liner? Well, they spend $50,000 to rescue the poor dog but it turns out that the ship has gone down and the poor puppy is lost at sea. Very sad…

Among the Bourgeoisophobes

BOURGEOISOPHOBIA
Great article at the Weekly Standard: Among the Bourgeoisophobes that’s getting much coverage in the Blogosphere today. What is BOURGEOISOPHOBIA? Check it out:

BOURGEOISOPHOBIA is really a hatred of success. It is a hatred held by people who feel they are spiritually superior but who find themselves economically, politically, and socially outranked. They conclude that [...]

Misc Rants #6

Rescuers hope to save dog on drifting (burning) tanker: I hope they can rescue the dog, but with Hawaii’s strict 120 day quarantine law, the dogs future is still uncertain cuz the owner can’t stick around. Poor thing…

I also signed the petition to take away Yasser’s Nobel Peace prize at RevokeThePrize.org. Yasser got a “peace” [...]

Misc Rants #5

Fuel Leak Delays Launch Of Us Space Shuttle: It’s been pushed off till Sunday now, bummer… BTW: So much for launch date secrecy, huh!

Airplane hits deer crossing runway after an electric fence covered with peanut butter fails to do it’s job… I couldn’t have made this up if I tried…

In the piece: ’Mood is good,’ [...]

Misc Rants #4

Second New Comet May Be Visible in Late April: “On March 18, just as newly found comet Ikeya-Zhang was making its closest approach to the Sun and wowing observers around the Northern Hemisphere, yet another Japanese observer discovered another new comet. This second comet has an outside chance of also becoming visible to the unaided [...]

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