200 miles after getting all 8 drive tires replaced, I experienced what felt like a grenade going off under my truck. After pulling over, removing the upholstery from my sphincter, and going to look, I discovered this:

Nice! After waiting 2 and a half hours it was replaced and I was sent on my way. Ended up hunting a small truckstop up in Lincoln, NE without further incident. And I’m bushed!