Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-21

  • Still at home, waiting for freight. If I have to be anywhere doing nothing, I night as well be doing nothing at home! #
  • Thinking of getting an new FauxPod. Requirements: Plays Audible audiobooks, 4+ Gb storage, color screen. Evil Empire (Apple) need not apply. #
  • Back on the road. Almost got washed out tying down cargo in a thunderstorm. Kept an eye peeled for flying farmhouses. Real tornado weather. #
  • RT @gypsyhooker: “YTF would anyone drive one of these death traps???? http://twitpic.com/7kz7i" A Smart Car for Stupid People ™. in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • @Skezzie I’ll just have to stick with my fauxPod, my fauxPhone and my fauxMac… ;P At least till the contract is up on my BlackJack2. in reply to Skezzie #
  • The Wife found the obituary for the man I saw have a heart attack in the Walmart parking lot, very sad… #
  • RT @SKYTANK: DECEPTICON TESTICLES IN NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE. IF SKYTANK WANTED 2 GLIMPSE GIANT METAL BALLS, WOULD LOOK 2 YOUR MOTHER’S CHIN in reply to SKYTANK #
  • RT @Heydriver: “Arrgh! Me spots a Fail Whale upon the vast horizon. Feels like a glitch in the force Luke!” Argh! And you’re mixing genres! in reply to Heydriver #
  • RT @JimNorton: “Ft Lauderdale, one show tonight. My balls are stuck to my forehead.” Coach seats 2 small? Fancyman didn’t fly 1st class? ;) in reply to JimNorton #
  • @Korv_N Old, crusty followers say hi, too! ;) in reply to Korv_N #
  • @Korv_N Sorry, never did… I guess I’m stuck in my musical ways. ;) in reply to Korv_N #
  • Watched Gran Torino on DVD last night. excellent flick. Now, what to watch (or rewatch) tonight… Hmm… #
  • .@HeavenLeigh123: “@Greeblie I’m rewatching Season 2 of Drake & Josh…” I’m so out of touch I don’t even know what that is… ;) in reply to HeavenLeigh123 #
  • .@gypsyhooker: “Death Proof?? Loved that movie.” Excellent choice! Maybe I’ll hit that and Planet Terror, make it a double feature! in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • .@Skezzie ugh… Never seen a Segal movie I could get past the 15 minute mark. how he and Chuck Norris have careers, I’ll never know… in reply to Skezzie #
  • Soon picking up an O/D load in IL. But must find a Streakin Beacon, my truck has a severe case of the creeping cruds it picked up in Gary. #
  • .@slackadjusterr Of course it will rain, I just washed my truck! in reply to slackadjusterr #
  • @edouglas528 How bout putting up an avatar? The default one sorta looks like you… ;) in reply to edouglas528 #
  • Loose fly in the cab of my truck, despite all attempts at murder. Sucker’s been here all day. Where’s Obama when I need him? #notmyflykiller #
  • .@TerenceSmelser Thanks for the RT, good buddy! ;) Stupid fly is distracting me from my Tweeting and driv [NO SIGNAL] in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • RT @TerenceSmelser: “@Greeblie ROFL, I’LL BE your “Good Buddy” ANYTIME, darling…” #RWRTF (or aren’t we doing that anymore… ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser Is #rwrtf so last week or what? Back to the road now… in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • Rogue fly musta got the idea that it was unwanted. Escaped thru window when I stopped to scale my O/D load. PETA would be proud of me… #
  • GAWD DAMMIT! Rogue fly left but the 2ND SHIFT “FLIES” showed up to take over! Fuck me running… #
  • @KerryES Well, being as I have never in all my born days seen a fire ant, I’ll have to call flies the clear winner here… ;) in reply to KerryES #
  • @PhilMadsen Chicago is not a good place to spend a weekend. Good luck to you driver! in reply to PhilMadsen #
  • @juliarygaard Never trust food from anyone with two first names… ;) in reply to juliarygaard #
  • There’s a hole in the sky: http://twitpic.com/7upam #
  • @juliarygaard Darned if you ain’t right. But really Ruth’s Chris sounds like two different people. Does Ruth own Chris? in reply to juliarygaard #
  • RT @askspikeonline: Why old dogs are the best dogs http://bit.ly/BgBR2 Every word is true, and you may want to grab a tissue. <- true words in reply to askspikeonline #
  • @juliarygaard LOL backatcha! Why didn’t I see that coming, I’ve only been married for 18 years. in reply to juliarygaard #

  • RT @juliarygaard: “RT @TerenceSmelser: bleh <—-Please RT!” in reply to juliarygaard #
  • @juliarygaard Yeah, well trained by The Wife. I got the crop marks and biscuit breath to prove it! in reply to juliarygaard #
  • @MissAmbiguous No pressure, just be more funny! Kidding, kidding, I’m a kidder… ;) in reply to MissAmbiguous #
  • 2 rednecks in a pickup were 2 busy trying 2 show me their fat girlfriend’s (or sister’s) tits that they missed the IL bear following. LMAO! #
  • And yes, the IL state cop pulled them over! EPIC FAIL!!! ROFL!!!! #
  • @juliarygaard @TerenceSmelser At first I thought, “Why bother?” Then I thought, “What the hey!” in reply to juliarygaard #
  • RT @crackbarbie: “http://twitpic.com/7uwp0 – That’s my jug of sangria.” ALCOHOL ABUSE!! ;) Dammit, I love sangria… :( in reply to crackbarbie #
  • @askspikeonline Had an old dobergirl who lived to be 17. That story was right on and really hit home. I still miss that sweet dog… in reply to askspikeonline #
  • .@askspikeonline Now I’ve got a Rattie who will be 10 next year. another sweet old dog… in reply to askspikeonline #
  • @RCSHSeattle that means the “never trust anyone with two first names” rule does not apply. ;) I wish there was a RCSH in Southern IN… in reply to RCSHSeattle #
  • Off to bed… reading “The Terror” by Dan Simmons. Later twits! #
  • RT @Kalli: “What I really want right now? Elvis Presley singing Kashmir.” Try Dred Zeppelin, I think they did a cover… ;) in reply to Kalli #
  • @Kalli Just searched Dread Zeppelin Kashmir on Youtube. LOL in reply to Kalli #
  • Breaking from this O/D load to FL. Still battling flies. WTF? Ready 2 break out secret weapon, citrus air freshener. Sweet chem warfare FTW! #
  • Chemist Warfare vs Flies: early results mixed, at least they smell better… DEATH TO FLIES! DEATH TO FLIES! DEATH TO FLIES! #flyjihad #
  • .@TerenceSmelser I will triumph against the oppression of these evil flies! While I am outnumbered, I am UNDAUNTED! #flyjihad in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • .@gypsyhooker Keep outta this, fly lover! Just for that, the next fly I kill will be EATEN RAW! …? Eww… Let me rethink that… #flyjihad in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • .@Skezzie It was an attempted flashing and my hands were too busy trying to avoid running them over. And I’m sticking with that story! ;) in reply to Skezzie #
  • RT @Skezzie: “http://twitpic.com/7xnx9 – Why I’m balding” LOL! in reply to Skezzie #
  • bada bump bump bump… another one bites the dust… http://twitpic.com/7xv1w – SUCK IT PETA! #flyjihad #
  • As soon as I get stopped for the night, I’m going all DEATHMATCH on this fly, mano y flyo, no quarter! #flyjihad #
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  • @ImWendy Solstice is the longest (or shortest) day, Equinox means day and night are equal length… in reply to ImWendy #
  • @ImWendy Glad to be of assistance! Must go and do battle with flies now… ;) #flyjihad in reply to ImWendy #
  • @ImWendy Actually I’m doing battle in the cab of my truck, but those insidious jihadi flies are everywhere… ;) #flyjihad in reply to ImWendy #
  • f u evr wan se fat boy agin, u wil sumit 2 powr of #flyjihad u hav bin warnd #
  • @bhaddad fat boy wans picture of A-6 if they got one… #flyjihad in reply to bhaddad #
  • wel fat, luks lik no 1 givs a sht, no evn u. only hel dwn by combo f denta flos an apathee. u no how man o us it tak 2 pres 1 key? #flyjihad #
  • #flyjihad no goin so gud aktuly, fatboy dos no care abut captivty. e jus snors an farts a lot… getin dizy frm methan… help me! help me! #