Weekly Tweets for 2009-06-14

  • .@Skezzie Asshole birds were not on duty when I went to my truck at 3AM. Not only are they assholes, they are “slackers” too! ;) in reply to Skezzie #
  • Commencing to play in Chicagoland traffic. Fun, fun, fun. #
  • Our Lady of Perpetual Construction, don’t fail me now… #
  • Up an at ‘em at 3am, its time for me to formally and unconditionally surrender to the Axis of Entropy. Don’t forget to tip your socks… #
  • here I am http://pic.gd/8f5be9 #
  • RT @Greeblie: “here I am http://pic.gd/8f5be9” Tweetphoto doesn’t know where I am… probably the phone. in reply to Greeblie #
  • On the Indiana Toll Road, eastbound – http://twitpic.com/6z9wk #
  • Indiana Toll roads IZOOM “mascot” is female superhero in skintight suit, big knockers and bed head. Those always make me think of concrete. #
  • Started in Milwaukee, picked up in Joliet and delivered in Toledo today. Nice full day of work. Maybe another tomorrow? meh… #
  • Just ate one of the Cup-O-Noodles wife discovered in laundry closet and passed on to me. Tasted like chicken and SOAP! Packaging FAIL! #
  • @Skezzie Hi Dad! Twitter Note: Preface your tweets with @Greeblie when they’re directed to me, otherwise I don’t see them for a few days ;) in reply to Skezzie #
  • .@Skezzie Terry just reported 1000s of bird settling for the night in some trees behind the complex. Migration, I guess. Get the birdfeeder! in reply to Skezzie #
  • .@TerenceSmelser You getting back behind the wheel soon? in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser Hope you get setup where you want to be. Good thing about truck driving, you can work for just about anyone, if a jobs there in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser The converse of that means the rest of the world is safer if you’re not “concentrated” in one place too long ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • @TerenceSmelser A damn good thing! Well, Mista T, I gotta crash now. I’m going blind from… soap… poisoning! Won’t they be sorry then ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #

  • RT @gypsyhooker: “@Greeblie exactly. That’s why no one steals from @TerenceSmelser.” Well he’s been out of circulation for a while. ;) in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • @gypsyhooker They make a cream for that, call Jerzee Barrier Cream. Its right next to the Anti Monkey Butt Powder in all your finest t/s. ;P in reply to gypsyhooker #
  • .@Gorillamonk Is it really an element if it exists only for milliseconds or less? I need to read more about this stuff, I’m way outta date. in reply to Gorillamonk #
  • @hamsterkitten Off to bed already? Its early yet! ;) in reply to hamsterkitten #
  • RT @katefeetie: There r few joys in life as pure as watching th person walking next 2 you, texting on thr iPhone, walk into a parked truck. in reply to katefeetie #
  • @Gorillamonk According to http://is.gd/YtCz , Atomic nos 43, 61, 85, 87 and all the rest past 92. Past 100, half lives less than a minute… in reply to Gorillamonk #
  • .@Gorillamonk FYI: Only 30g of Francium (atomic weight 87) exist in the entire earths crust! http://is.gd/Yu7J Astatine (85) only 25g #
  • @Gorillamonk I didn’t know about it till I started poking around on Wikipedia… Who says the Intartubes is only good for porn? ;) in reply to Gorillamonk #
  • @Gorillamonk Free porn is all over the net, if you know where to look… hee hee. Anyways, have a good night. in reply to Gorillamonk #
  • I’m down for the night at the Hook in South Beloit. So whats going on in the real world? WOW ME! #
  • @TerenceSmelser But thats old news, doesn’t that happen everytime you get on Twitter? Don’t change a thing, baby… ;) in reply to TerenceSmelser #
  • Well, its been real and its been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun. HAW HAW HAW, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your servers… #
  • 498 friends, 320 followers. Time to do some pruning again… #
  • “Drink 2 the dead all u still alive, we shall join them in good time, should u go crossin that silvery brook, its best to leap b4 u look.” #
  • I’m pretty sure I just witnessed someone die from a heart attack in the parking lot of the local Walmart. I wish this were a joke… #
  • No news on the guy who was lying in the parking lot getting cpr done to him… #