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Rain, Incoming…

Rain, Incoming...

Rain, Incoming…,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Spending the weekend at the J here in NC. I was packing up my gear to do some quiet web surfing when the skies started to blacken. I took this picture, fielded a question from a nearby driver about rotten egg smells from his truck (battery problems), and grabbed up my gear and headed inside. 50 yards from the door, the floodgates of heaven opened up and I scuttled into the building, managing not to get totally drenched.

Searching for a free spot to plug into the Internet, the only spot left was in the near empty restaurant. No sooner had I settled in than a dozen screaming kids in baseball uniforms and 2 dozen adults showed up. Joy…

That was a long hour ago, they are just now leaving… My hands are still shaking, either from the screeching or the quart of coffee I had this morning.

Blessed silence…

Testing

Testing… trying to integrate WordPress and Facebook…

I Spy (Boredom)

I Spy (Boredom)

I Spy (Boredom),
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Bored, been sitting here too long. Amazing what you can do with a cell phone camera, a compact set of 10×25 binoculars, and a half dozen zip ties.

Would have been even more fun if there’d have been something more interesting to look at than a truckstop in North Carolina.

Ok, now what? ;)

Ch, ch, ch changes…

Ch, ch, ch changes...

Ch, ch, ch changes…,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Soon to be running a new truck for a new company. Not looking forward to changing jobs, but it has to happen, times are tough right now…

Weekly Tweets for 2010-07-11

  • Watching "Army of Darkness." Klaato Verada Nikto, indeed… #
  • Very discouraged right now… #
  • Things are looking up, just a little. My horror-scope sez changes are a-comin' around, and soon. Either a light or a train… #
  • RT @Gorillamonk wait, why ARE we calling it an oil spill? it's coming out of the ground! | its a oil ejaculation! ;) #
  • The lightning bugs are out, so are the prehistoric pteradactyl skeeters! Where's my hammer? #
  • "I was madder than a one legged waitress at the IHOP…" #
  • Acquisition of Flying J by Pilot Truckstops complete. If a J and a Pilot are too close, one magically turns into a Loves, apparently. #
  • RT @OpieRadio: I have broken out my secret weapon for my unfollow @aplusk campaign! Meet @kelleyiskelley click http://tinyurl.com/34kvxgz #
  • I'm in the truckstop right next to the "largest truckstop in the world!" Brush with fame, or just plain lame? #YouMakeTheCall #
  • Dummies at the truckstop, taking the dog out to pee in the pouring rain. Can you see the lightning out there you morons?!? #
  • Down for the weekend in Oh-my-fricking-gawd-hi-oh. Joy… #

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-07-04

  • I'm awake and rolling this morning. Wishing I was still in bed. There is just something… wrong… about mornings. C'mon caffeine! #
  • In my job as a trucker, I just made four little kids whole day because of my cargo… On to Canada! #
  • Back in the USSA, you don't how lucky you are, yay! Back in the US… Back in the US… Back in the USSA! Oh, those Detroit girls really… #
  • At the Pilot in Cloud, MN and its a beautiful day. But having freight to run would be even better. I don't want to spend the weekend here… #
  • 2:22 #
  • Chicago approves tough new handgun restrictions | Recent Supreme Court decision be damned. http://bit.ly/b2UO8b #
  • Still hanging out, stuck here til Tuesday. Only so much scratching of "peculiars" before one gets sore. Unrelated: I'm bored shytless… #

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Temporary Downtime

Temporary Downtime

Temporary Downtime,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Had a good run today, into and out of Canada. The weather was very nice and cool, the folks who received my "freight with a face" were very helpful (although one older gent kept trying to climb onto my trailer while is was STILL MOVING) and I did have to pay the US Government for the privilege of returning to my own country. This time, anyways.

Now I’m back in the USSA, (you don’t know how lucky you are, yay) and will pick up my next load bright and early tomorrow AM. So right now, I’m at rest, its still daylight, and everything’s nice and quiet.

The only way it could be better was if I was back home. For being on the road, this is as good as it gets for me…

Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-27

  • NEWS: Phone call about taxes a life-saver for Ky. man http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_15973/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=56B0o5i5 #
  • RT @Gorillamonk I want a vuvuzela! someone make that happen. | There's an app for that… ;) #
  • RT @weselec: I forgot to put my kids under my pillow and now they're still here and Father's Day is RUINED. #
  • RT @iowahawkblog: Happy Fathers Day… to ME. All who have issued from my loins are hereby commanded to do my bidding! #
  • RT @ShitMyDarthSays: "Its Father's Day, so for once can we not talk about the time I told you I was your father and then cut off your arm?" #
  • Folks weren't here waiting for my freight. Guess I'm parked till morning… #
  • RT @FartSandwich Managed to superglue both index fingers to my thumbs. There's a joke in here somewhere, but was too busy giving the OK sign #
  • iN Charlotte, will soon pickup an O/D toward the house. Cool beans… #
  • Bored, listening to #Worldcup futbol… #usable #alg #
  • Yeah, I'm home!!! #
  • PIZZA'S COMING! WOO HOO!!! #
  • "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." – Soh-crates #
  • "The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead" – Al Einstien #
  • WHERE'S MY PIZZA?!1?!eleven!?>? #
  • "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." – Play Doh #
  • Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9FxEUA #

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If I Had A Portal

Cory Williams (AKA Mr. Safety) has long been on of my favorites…

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Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-20

  • Indiana load diverted to Pennsyl-tucky. 500 more miles to go… #
  • Doing the "wait 4 freight dance" again. Actually, less like dance and more like "me laying around bored scratching my peculiars." #
  • When I let my hair grow out, it looks like a combed with a swirlee every morning. The parts that ain't bald pate. that is… #
  • Down at a NY state service area. At one point I was surrounded by hipsters. Poofed hair and capri pants (on dudes!). I feel old. #
  • Listened to Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything." Learned the earth is even better at extinguishing life than supporting it. #
  • Re: The hipsters. My nose is dead, years of smoking. Are they supposed to smell like that? Can't identify, it was just wrong… #
  • "Tommy can you hear meme? Can't you hear meme hear you…" #
  • Dammit, no music notes on my cell phone keyboard. I got £, ¤, © and ¥, but no music notes… (sigh) Stupid phone… #
  • Top music artists on my fauxPod: Clutch, Screaming Trees, Queens Of The Stone Age, Offspring, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden. What's your's? #
  • RT @ihuntmidgets Fuck Basketball. This message will self destruct in thirty seconds. | What I would give for a satellite outage… #
  • So… Which city is going to burn tonight? LA or Boston? Nuke 'em both from orbit, only way to be sure. #nba #
  • Smelled sulfur and brimstone last night, thought the devil was after me but it was just 4 dying batteries on my truck… dammit. #
  • Somebody gave me the wrong freight. Joy… Rapture even… I'd be pissed if this wasn't "same stink, different smell" all over again. #
  • Three cases of bad luck today, a new personal record! Whose cosmic cheerios did I piss in to deserve this suck-ass karma? #
  • RT @RightGirl I love how LA is canceling 4th of July fireworks, for fear of sparks igniting the oil. It amuses me. | Ignorance is funny. #

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Auto-Tune the News #12

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Michael Winslow: Oral History of the Typerwriter

History of the typewriter recited by Michael Winslow from SansGil—Gil Cocker on Vimeo.

[via Daily What]

Right Now…

Right Now...

Right Now…,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Mostly testing

Weekly Tweets for 2010-06-13

  • Time warping thru today, naps keep sneaking up on me. Trying to keep an ear out for banjo music. Pennsyl-tucky is crawling with them. #
  • One of them NASCAR trucks (#88) pulled into the truckstop. A half dozen truckers ran out of their rigs to snap pictures. Race in Pocono? #
  • A line of #NASCAR car haulers, driving by on I80. The rednecks are restless. No banjos heard yet. Only a matter on time, tho… #
  • Waiting for permits to get straightened out so I could run again. I need to get out of Pennsyl-tucky soon. #
  • Good morning all! Its a lovely day in Newark! And the sooner I get my freight on, the sooner I can get the flock outta here… #
  • Spent most of yesterday in Newark, waiting for people to pay their bills so I could run their freight. Should be in IL by now, not Ohio… #
  • Just wasted 2/3 of a can of roast beef hash. Love the stuff, but right now my stomach ain't diggin' it… #
  • Hanging out in the lovely town of Peculiar, MO. I'll be on my guard all week, no telling whats gonna happen in the peculiar place… #
  • RT @SauronsBlog: NEW SAURON'S BLOG: It's a Fixer-Upper, But I Think I'll Take It. http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=473 #lotr #lordoftherings #
  • I'm so bored I'm considering an America Pie DVD triple feature… oof… #
  • Still here… Never followed thru on my triple feature America Pie threat. But its still here… waiting… (gulp) #
  • The torrential rains have passed, the heat and humidity are climbing back up. Whaddya think? Sweat my BBs off, of run the AC? #
  • Monday AM pickup turned into a Sunday PM appointment. Good deal. Now to bed… And before I forget #Worldcup #Blows #

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Cats, Dogs, Inbound!

Cats, Dogs, Inbound!

Cats, Dogs, Inbound!,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

It a fixin’ to rain hard here in Peculiar , MO.

PA Turnpike Tunnel 2

PA Turnpike Tunnel 2

PA Turnpike Tunnel 2,
originally uploaded by greeblie.


Just Passing Through…




Just Passing Through…

Originally uploaded by greeblie


Hanging Out in Newark

Hanging Out in Newark

Hanging Out in Newark,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

Waiting for my AM load.

Attack of the Foot!

Attack of the Foot!

Attack of the Foot!,
originally uploaded by greeblie.

When I’m bored, I take and send pictures. Here’s one for everyone. Live from my captivity in Pennsyl-tucky…